I’m surrounded by Girls. Miss Three Dog Blogger is a Girl, the three Dogs are all Girls and the Cat is never here so he doesn’t count.
Even the chickens are Girls. It would be difficult to get eggs from them if they weren’t.
The other day I protested about this to my better half and said I wanted a little male Doggie companion. Nothing too big just a little male buddy. It was a big no no. Three Dogs is more than enough I was informed.
After pondering my dilemma for a while I came up with perfect solution.
Unbelievably this idea was shot down in flames. Go figure. I wanted the reasons why and to be honest they were lame. All this stuff about it not being legal to own monkeys and where would it live, blah, blah, blah. And did I know the price of bananas anyway.
I tried to explain that we live surrounded by trees, miles from the nearest neighbour, with lots of great Monkey-like activities readily available. What more could a Monkey want?
If anyone can tell me where I can buy my little Monkey, and any tips on how to hide it from the good lady then let me know.
Oh, and any tips on how to stop the Dogs trying to eat it would be appreciated as well.
Now, what shall I name my Monkey?
May the Monkey Force be with you all.