“Why have I got this big plastic thing on my head?” “You daft Puppy, don’t you know it’s called an Elizabethan Collar” “I don’t care, I keep banging in to furniture and my belly hurts too. It’s not fair” “Well, me and Daisy had it as well so there. You’re not special” “But why?” “It’s because you had an operation on Monday. You have to have it on so you don’t lick at your belly sewing” “Well I don’t like it. I won’t lick my belly if the shouty Man will take it off” “We all tried that and […]
“Hey, Daisy and Faye where did you go with the Big, Shouty Man? I have been in all morning on my own, I was sad. Whimper.” “Me and Daisy went to town in the Big Car. It was great” “Yeah. We got to bark at Motorbikes and Tractors and we even saw a Shepherd with LOADS of Sheep. I nearly burst the Mans eardrums I barked so loudly!” “Tsk. No fair. I wanted to do that. How come I had to stay home on my lonesome?” Daisy and Faye look at each other and smirk. “Well Jet, um, you […]
I am setting all that read this a challenge. Perform all the following Dog Duties every day for 31 Days. It doesn’t matter when you read this just do them all every day for 31 straight days. It may be tough or maybe not, but if you can stick with it I guarantee you will have a happier and better behaved Dog. You will also have a tremendous sense of accomplishment. It’s a month out of a lifetime so no excuses, get to it. Smile. Owning a Dog is a privilege and never forget that. Give your Dog a […]
“Faye, what are you doing?” “What do you mean Daisy?” “You know we’re not allowed on the big squishy, comfy, lovely (GROAN) soft big cushions any more” “Yeah but the big shouty person is taking a big sleepie at the moment” “But what if he wakes up and finds you there?” “Have you seen how BIG my ears are. I will hear him before he sees me” “I don’t think you should risk it Faye. He won’t be happy we broke the new rules……..Faye?” “Snnnnnnnnnoooooreeeeeeee” Some time later…. FAYE. Faye. Wake Up. What did I tell you? Get DOWNNNN!!!
“Jet……Jet……..JET!” “What?” “Do you really think you should be doing that?” “What (gulp, munch, chew,gulp) do you mean?” “Eating the shouty mans bed like that” “Why not, he loves it” “He loves it?” “Yeah, ‘course he does” “I don’t think so” “He does, haven’t you noticed?” “Noticed what?” “Well whenever one of us chews something he jumps up and down and starts running around singing” “Are you sure he’s singing, I always thought he was shouting?” “Nah he loves it” “Well, i’m off downstairs before he wakes up, just in case you got it wrong ikkle pupster” “Yeah whatever, […]
” So what shall we do today Faye and Jet?” “Well I’m still a puppy so I think I will get some serious eating of by beddie in and won’t get too told off as I am only ickle” “What about you Faye?” “Because I am the biggest and the naughtiest I think that for a laugh I may bark like a loon at the front door pretending there is someone there, and then when the door opens I will go and have a lie down on the bed when no one is looking. What about you?” “Well as […]