“Faye, what are you doing?”
“What do you mean Daisy?”
“You know we’re not allowed on the big squishy, comfy, lovely (GROAN) soft big cushions any more”
“Yeah but the big shouty person is taking a big sleepie at the moment”
“But what if he wakes up and finds you there?”
“Have you seen how BIG my ears are. I will hear him before he sees me”
“I don’t think you should risk it Faye. He won’t be happy we broke the new rules……..Faye?”
Some time later….
FAYE. Faye. Wake Up. What did I tell you? Get DOWNNNN!!!