“Why have I got this big plastic thing on my head?”
“You daft Puppy, don’t you know it’s called an Elizabethan Collar”
“I don’t care, I keep banging in to furniture and my belly hurts too. It’s not fair”
“Well, me and Daisy had it as well so there. You’re not special”
“But why?”
“It’s because you had an operation on Monday. You have to have it on so you don’t lick at your belly sewing”
“Well I don’t like it. I won’t lick my belly if the shouty Man will take it off”
“We all tried that and it doesn’t work. You HAVE to have it on. It’s the Law.”
“Well why did I have an operation anyway. I was real scared”
“You so stupid. It’s so you don’t go off with a boyfriend like your Mum Daisy did and try to overrun the house with more naughty Puppies”
“Oh, okay. I don’t think I would have liked lots and lots more Puppies. I like being special”
“Exactly. So be good. It will be off in a few days and then you can do lots of playing and you won’t bang in to everything and keep hitting the Cat in the face with the big plastic collar.”
“I WILL be good, but I do that to the Cat on purpose. Stupid Cat. Heh heh hee!!!!!”
May the Doggie Force be with you all,
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I think that collar would also work on kids…
Friar, you would get some funny looks if you took them out!!!!
Heehee. My dad does this too – making up doggie conversations.
Kaytee, making up????;)
Okay, not making up. Attempting to translate doggie conversations. :p
Kaytee, heh heh. That’s more like it!