This is Mrs Three Dog Blogger with an Announcement
Sorry about this but I’ve been accosted by the hens who are NOT happy. They’ve asked me to let you all know the following:
What the Cluck?
How come the cat gets a mention, but we four hard-working hens don’t?
There will be eggsactly no eggs for the Mr in future if the situation isn’t rectified quick smart. We’ve come to terms with the dogs being your favorites – their big teeth scare us and you always seem so happy jumping up and down talking VERY loudly to them on the vegetable patch. But that stinky cat – he does NOTHING. AND he doesn’t even hang around here that often. We won’t be providing your future breakfast material if you continue to show that stinky, slinky cat more attention than us.
Hens unite! Shrug off the yolk off oppression. Fight for you free-range place in the finca pecking order – more useful and better mannered than the feline contingent.
If Naruto gets another post of his own we’ll be applying for our own blog, with future egg production being for online sale (paypal please) only. All proceeds going to our even more oppressed battery sisters.
Sorry about that but they made me…
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